The Horror Film Of All Time - 1345 Words

Imagine browsing your Netflix or Amazon Prime account looking for a good horror flick before settle on something that vaguely sounds interesting as you plop onto your chair waiting for chills and spine tingling excitement. The opening scenes pops up, a man in a peter pan hat is running through the forest pursued by legions of little evil looking creatures wielding fake plastic spears. Soon, the man collapses out of breath, when suddenly a beautiful woman appears, holding a bowl of green goop. The man wordlessly eats the chlorophyll looking soup and, as the woman laughs manically, the man is transformed into a radish and devoured by the little creatures. At this point you might be inclined to check to see if this movie is a horror film or a†¦show more content†¦Once the family has settled in Joshua again sees his grandfather’s ghost and like an obese guardian angel Seth gives his grandson a grave warning, the friendly folks of Nilbog are actually vegetarian goblins in disguise and if the family eats the food they will turn into plants for the goblins to eat. Joshua then tries once again to warn his family, â€Å"Nilbog! It s goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!† (Troll 2, 1990). When his warning is ignored, Joshua proceeds to pee on the food laid out so his family won’t eat it. As Joshua continues in vain to convince his family that the place is overridden with goblins most of Elliot’s friends are killed off in various ‘horrific’ ways, including being suffocated by popcorn and turned into plants. Spontaneously, the family agrees to have a sà ©ance in order to talk to Grandpa Seth, even though they have maintained that everything is ‘A-Okay’ throughout. Grandpa Seth reinforces Joshua’s claims that the place is dangerous and gives Joshua a ‘secret weapon’ that he has put in a brown paper bag. At this point the goblins break in and take the family away to be transformed into plants. However, Joshua’s mystery bag contains a double decker baloney sandwich (a vegetarian goblins only weakness) and the goblins are killed and the day is saved with the queen goblin screaming, â€Å"Aaahhh! Think about the